hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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