"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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