why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
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Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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