Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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