you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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