Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
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like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
There are leaves in my underwear?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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