I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Nicole vs. Life
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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