she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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