I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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