im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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