if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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