would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
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Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
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No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I think people are normalizing furries
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