therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Let's get the cat blown out
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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