doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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