got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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