My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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