I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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