If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Randomize
