I need help removing her.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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