wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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