She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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