I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Congratulations! We have a period
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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