Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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