so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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