I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
We smell like vodka and hangover
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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