Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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