I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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