The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
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Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
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