I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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