i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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