I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
