never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Mom said you looked used
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
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Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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