Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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