i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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