it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. Iām a catch and release kind of girl.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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