White coat. Heels.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
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His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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