Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
If that was your dad, he is hot
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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