OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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