So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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