I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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