i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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