Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
my sisters under your porch take her home
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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