physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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