You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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