Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
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I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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