I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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