I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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