Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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