i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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