I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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