Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
The Olympian is in my bed
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